Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.
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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!". And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated you arms."
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
They say masterbation is better with a dead arm
Apparently I ruined that funeral
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
Somebody asked me whats that on your arm I just said "My cats got ocd"
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
