Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!". And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated you arms."
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says "What's wrong?" The woman says "I've never been hugged before." So, the man gives her a hug and walks away.
The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says "What's wrong, now?" The woman says "I've never been kissed before." So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away.
The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says "Oh, for Christ's sake! What's wrong, this time?!" The woman says "Well, I've never been fucked before." So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells "YOU'RE FUCKED!"
They say masterbation is better with a dead arm
Apparently I ruined that funeral
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie
What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
My arms are just a diffrent texture pack compared to my body.
