Ares jokes
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.