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Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
HK fans get only
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.