Ares jokes

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?

They already lost two towers.

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?

A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.

An apple gets picked.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL