Ares jokes
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.