Ares jokes
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.