Ares jokes
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!