Ares jokes
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.