Ares jokes

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?

Doctor: The morgue.

Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!

Doctor: And we're not there yet!

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?

A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.