Ares jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Memes
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
These are as weak as the towers.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!