1000+ Best Appearance Jokes - Page 82 - Worst Jokes Ever

Girl

ILikeJokes😂 · 4 years ago

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

School

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Me showing up to school thinking I had a glow up

A white rabbit is wearing purple sunglasses and a sparkling crown. The rabbit is standing indoors on a carpet with a blurred background.

Appearance memes

Johnny Depp

Oi! · 3 years ago

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Feminist

Sore Raven · 8 months ago

Four young women in bikinis are lying on towels sunbathing on a grassy lawn. Next to them, a large pig is also lying on a blue towel, sunbathing. Text overlay reads: "ONE OUT OF EVERY FIVE WOMEN IS A FEMINIST."

Death eater

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.

A still image from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire shows several figures wearing dark robes and pointy hoods. Two of the figures have skull masks. The text above the image says "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A yellow rubber duck is talking to a yellow fluffy duckling, and it's saying, "I can't believe you got plastic surgery!!!"

Priest

PoseidonLm · 3 years ago

Two muscular arms are shown in a handshake. One arm is dark, and labeled with the text 'Acne'. The other arm is light red, and labeled with the text 'Priests'. Above their linked hands, it says 'Coming on children's faces'.

Hair

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Hairs a mess while wet

A photo of a person with long, dark, wet hair. The person is wearing a gray sweatshirt. They are looking at the camera.

Hair

ur momy · 3 years ago

ISSAC TIBBITS if u know him then u know him

The image shows a meme with a photo of Donald Trump. Above his head is the text 'WHEN YOU GO TO BED WITH PERFECT HAIR' and below 'AND WAKE UP LIKE THIS'. Donald Trump's hair is messy.

Face reveal

mndfkjnasksggf · 3 years ago

Face reveal <3

A close-up of a person's face with their fingers pulling the skin around their eyes, making the eyes look unusually wide and distorted. The person's nose and mouth are also distorted due to the stretching of the skin. The text on the image says "Face reveal <3".

Cry

Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago

The image shows a comparison of how a person thinks they look when they cry versus how they actually look. The top image shows a woman with a slightly sad look. The bottom image shows a baby with a distorted face crying with mucus running out of its nose.

Lobby

Anonymous · 1 day ago

The average lobby wait

A TV screen displays a video game interface, likely Star Wars Battlefront II, showing a clone trooper character. On the top left, a shield icon with "22" is visible. Text at the top reads "PREROUND: EQUIP AND UNLOCK CARDS" and "PLAYERS NEEDED: 1". Below the character, there are options for "SPECIALIST" and "APPEARANCES", along with a grid of character portraits including Chewbacca, Yoda, and others. A digital clock displaying "5:20" is on a shelf below the TV.

Validation

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.

A four-panel Wojak-style meme. Top left shows a character known as 'Trad-Girl.' Top right shows several other female characters, often depicted as 'mean girls,' insulting her with text like 'You're ugly,' 'No man will want you,' and 'Small boobs.' Bottom left shows 'GigaChad' character telling Trad-Girl, 'You're pretty.' Bottom right shows Trad-Girl responding, 'I am?'.

Hair

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Do i look bad with wet/damp hair i feel like i do

A person with long, dark hair and a black shirt is looking into the camera. They are holding their hand in front of their mouth. They appear to be indoors, sitting on a couch with a patterned curtain in the background.

Artificial Intelligence

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A social media post showing a hypothetical scenario set in 2031, where a soldier is dying on the streets of Taoyuan, Taiwan, after being hit by PLA shrapnel. An AI named "Ani no Senshi" appears in the soldier's HUD, informing them their death will be "87% more honorable than average." Below this text is an image of an anime girl in military gear with tears in her eyes, seen through a HUD display, with a ruined cityscape in the background. Beneath the image is a screenshot of a tweet from "Disclose.tv" reporting that the "U.S. DoD awards xAI and Grok a $200 million contract to 'modernize' the Defense Department," posted on July 14, 2025.

Ass

GG Miller · 3 years ago

when you find out someone ugly ass hell like you

A close up image of a man with messy hair and a beard with a shocked and disgusted expression. His mouth is open wide and he is staring intensely.

Wish

XxxHackerxxX · 3 years ago

Who I wish I was

A young boy with brown hair and blue eyes wearing a gray hoodie and several bracelets on his wrist.

Visitor

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Waking up wit a tank top

The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.

Lol

mariotime · 3 years ago

lol i am ugly

A young person with a spiky haircut and glasses is looking at the camera with a slightly smiling face. The background shows a wall and the top of a couch.

Help

Depresso_Espresso · 3 years ago

i need help i see this everywhere i look it kinda look like this

A black and white drawing of a monstrous, shadowy figure with glowing eyes and a gaping mouth, appearing from the dark.

Appearance memes

Community talk

Bree_Target

guys im cooked my hair looks good rn

🐈‍⬛𝒢𝓁𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝓎 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌🎃

Face reveal-

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Im so pretty