Appearance jokes

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.

The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.

When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.

What do you call a fat midget?

A pig.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."