Appearance jokes

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

You are so ugly my man died.

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

Jobs,

50 shapes head.

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.

What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?

They're both chubby.

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.

Kasper has a tiny penis.

Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.