Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
like this if u think its sexy
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Your hairline looks like a car!
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Hot man is sexy.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Your hairline!
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.