Appearance jokes
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Your hairline!
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Memes
Me showing up to school thinking I had a glow up
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
You are so ugly my man died.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!