Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so far back it became a case.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

Site nearly as dead as my trim.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

All dumbs aren't blonde.

Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.

Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.