Appearance jokes
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Your hairline!
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
like this if u think its sexy
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
You are so ugly my man died.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.