Appearance jokes
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
like this if u think its sexy
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Your hairline!
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.