Appearance jokes
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
You are so ugly my man died.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.