Appearance jokes
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Memes
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your hairline looks like a car!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Hot man is sexy.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.