Appearance jokes
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Memes
Bro hes not bald
Your hairline looks like a car!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Your hairline!
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.