You are so ugly my man died.
Appearance Jokes
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
