Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
i look so messy ong
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Your hairline looks like a car!
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Hot man is sexy.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.