Appearance jokes
Your hairline looks like a car!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Memes
Your hairline!
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.