Appearance jokes

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

You look sexy with that rope around your neck.

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.