Appearance jokes

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

Tell me a joke.

OK, your face.

I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

You are so ugly my man died.

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."

Jobs,

50 shapes head.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].