Appearance jokes

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

My wiener's small.

You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your outfit. Har har!

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

Tell me a joke.

OK, your face.

Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.