Appearance jokes
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
You built like you in the 1980's!
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!