Appearance jokes

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

Daikon legs.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.

What do you and Quasimodo have in common?

You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?

It’s their funny face.

Doc: Can I help you?

Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.

Doc: When did it begin?

Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).

Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...

Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.

Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?

Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.