Appearance jokes

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

The more they smile, the less they see.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.

The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.

When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

My sister looks like Santa Claus.

"You are so pretty?"

"No, too many people!"

Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?

It’s their funny face.

Doc: Can I help you?

Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.

Doc: When did it begin?

Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).

Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...

Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.

Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?

Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.