Appearance jokes

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.

Your hairline.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become. On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again. “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

Make like your hairline and scram!

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.