Appearance jokes
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Your hairline.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.