Appearance jokes

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

My sister looks like Santa Claus.

"You are so pretty?"

"No, too many people!"

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.