Appearance jokes

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Hot water look a**.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?

It’s their funny face.

Doc: Can I help you?

Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.

Doc: When did it begin?

Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).

Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...

Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.

Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?

Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.