Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
The more they smile, the less they see.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.