Appearance jokes
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Aliens
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Hot water look a**.