Appearance jokes
Comment if I'm ugly.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Memes
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Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)