Appearance jokes

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.

My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.