Appearance jokes

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Why do gay guys grow mustaches?

My hair is blue, and I'm blue!

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.

Comment if I'm ugly.

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.