Appearance jokes

Why do gay guys grow mustaches?

My hair is blue, and I'm blue!

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.

Comment if I'm ugly.

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.