Appearance jokes
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.