Appearance jokes
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!