Appearance jokes

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

You got a pig head!

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?

Shut up and comb your face.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.