Appearance jokes

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Why do gay guys grow mustaches?

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.