My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Comment if I'm ugly.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Ali A's face.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
You got a pig head!
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
