Appearance jokes
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.