Appearance jokes
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.