Appearance jokes
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your reflection.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.