Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Appearance Jokes
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
