Appearance jokes
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.