Appearance jokes

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!

Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.