Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
