Appearance jokes

You're so skinny that you fall.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."