Appearance jokes

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.