Appearance jokes
You're more uglier.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
I feel sorry that your hairline deployed from war with your forehead.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
You're tiny!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.