Appearance jokes

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

He pimples?