Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Memes
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
You're so skinny that you fall.