Appearance jokes

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.