Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Appearance Jokes
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your mum's foreheads.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
