Appearance jokes
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Hot water look a**.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀