Appearance jokes

I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.