Appearance jokes
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.