Appearance jokes
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.