Appearance jokes

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.