Appearance jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.