Appearance jokes
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
You are so ugly my man died.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?