Appearance jokes
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
im so ugly BAHAHAH
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.