Appearance jokes

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

Daikon legs.

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

The more they smile, the less they see.