Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Appearance Jokes
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Hot water look a**.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
