Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

Hot water look a**.

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.

Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

My grandad and your hairline go way back.