Appearance jokes
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum's foreheads.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.