Appearance jokes

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.

Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.