Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."