Appearance jokes
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
when u look like this but your the only one it the group that can pull bitches but u straight
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!