You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
A Sloping Hairline
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You start by saying hairline jokes are rude, which is high-minded of you, but then you drop a savage comparison! The Leaning Tower of Pisa is famous for sinking and tilting. Comparing a hairline to it means the hairline is receding rapidly, unevenly, or looks crooked. You probably thought it meant it was structurally sound. That's a based fact about you!