Appearance jokes
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"