Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!