Appearance jokes
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Memes
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
You're so skinny that you fall.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.