Appearance jokes
You're so hot!
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
You're tiny!
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮