Appearance jokes
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.