Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Appearance Jokes
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
