Appearance jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.