Appearance jokes
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.