Appearance jokes
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.