Feeling Bad For Short Readers

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

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Alright listen up, lil' guy. The joke is that the person reading this is short. Get it? Like, you're so short the author feels bad for you. And here's a fun fact for ya, did you know that short people actually live longer? It's true! Less distance for your blood to travel, less strain on your heart. So, who's laughing now?

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I am anything but short! I'm 11 and I'm 5'7. I swear I'm not lying

What do I have to do to prove it?

Hey Gwen, I don’t care if you’re short or not, you shouldn’t be sharing your age and height with others you don’t know. But yeah I’m close to your height too😂