Appearance jokes
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Daikon legs.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"