New Appearance Jokes - Page 73

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

Ur fat.

Your fat!

All dumbs aren't blonde.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Y'all is ugly!

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.

I had to fix his collarbone.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.

Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.

I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.

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