Anymore Jokes

Nasa stands for nobody ask scientists anymore

This bitch won't message me anymore what the fuck do I do why are bitches so sensitive.

A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore

What do orphis and broke up couples have any common

They cant see each other anymore

hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore

I cant sit down anymore .... my dad went 2 far this time

I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore. 2: I'm dying, finally. 3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/.

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot”

I can't cum anymore I can't put children through thia

Stephen walking oops he dose not do that anymore

What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHILD ABUSE AND ABANDONMENT?

THE ABUSED ONES ARE FORCED TO LISTEN WHILE BEING ABUSED WHILE ABANDONED KIDS CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE

Why do white people own so many pets ?

Cuz they can't own people anymore.

I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android