The 100+ Best Soon Jokes

Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon

What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.

My mom ask stop making joke about suicide I answer- don’t worry ...I stop soon

I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired"

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon"

Can't wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!

what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"it will be over soon"

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say "Dad I have to go to school soon"

A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!

So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’

My Teacher said ̈Im gonna leave soon, i dont want to be here anymore! ̈, So i shot her.

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

By:Xzavier