Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
Knock knock
Who's there
Insomnia
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can 't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died because they don't fear him anymore
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesnt pay anymore.
My Teacher said ̈Im gonna leave soon, i dont want to be here anymore! ̈, So i shot her.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.
