Anymore Jokes

Stephen walking oops he dose not do that anymore

What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼

Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android

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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHILD ABUSE AND ABANDONMENT?

THE ABUSED ONES ARE FORCED TO LISTEN WHILE BEING ABUSED WHILE ABANDONED KIDS CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

Why can't men play baseball? Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.

Someone: Didn’t we already met somewhere? Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

One time i looked out the window and then i saw my sister and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

I should probably stop making emo jokes. They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock so picked up peacock feathers and then wear them then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange and then his friends are not his friends anymore and then after that he says friends please be my friends again I'm sorry I will be the way I am

I can't make anymore songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like give it a like so I can continue making more songs. If anyone would like a song played type it in the comments, Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions

Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.