I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Look In A Mirror
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
