Anti-jokes

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

What do you call a person whose heart stopped?

Dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Look in a mirror.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.