I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Look in a mirror.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
