How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Boogie Tissue
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. "Boogie" sounds like "booger," which is something you find in a tissue. So, you put the booger, or "boogie," in the tissue, and now it dances! I know, I know, it's not high art, but it's something, right? It's a real knee-slapper for a dunderhead like you.