The Meta-Joke

There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"

So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you knucklehead. This "joke" is so bad it's good... or maybe it's just bad. It's like when you try to build a house out of mashed potatoes. It sounds like a plan until it actually happens, and then you realize how much of a waste of time it was. You have the critical thinking of a goldfish, which, TBH, is not saying much.

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