Anti-jokes
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Please don't kill [me].
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Joke.
Penis.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
What is a lot?
Syphilis.