What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Please no kill
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Joke.
Penis.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
What it's a lot Syphilis
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
