the joke is me
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What's the time? How would I know?
your gay except it
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ. "My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!!" And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul. WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS And so he did.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe. The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves
Why is Donald trump president?So he can deport Mexicans to mexico
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo a hippo is really heavy a zippo is a little lighter
im a big fan of white boards there re-marketable
hello friken world shitytytytytytyt
Do you now how chinese people roast they say boy if you dont get your chi chong head boy.
wow this group is a joke like my life.
fuck burger
Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so lt could get a real joke ha ah ah ha
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
