What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
The earth is flat.
Whats hot and hard? Me when i look at children
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.