What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity. I cant put it down!
What do you call a goat? A goat
How do you get a clown of your swing?
You shoot it.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "Cow."
The earth is flat
why did the cat meow because its a cat,And they meow
Whats hot and hard? Me when i look at children
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said "Cause its your twin"
Are guys scared of the word Choppiness Because it is literally saying (chop-penis)
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
