ANS jokes

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.

How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.

There was an enemy with a machine gun.

My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."

So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Ganesha is an elephant.

Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.

I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".

So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".

So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"

I know, it's an awful joke.

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.

What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?

A misfit.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They can’t find home.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"