ANS jokes
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."