Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
how do you get an emo kid to jump
a bridge
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough....🥵🤣
whats the worst thing to say to an emo. if you don't succeed the first time try try try again
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was a kid
Students:oof
Teacher:Is anyone missing
Students:yea your parents
What's an astronauts favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company
Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers...
It crashed in a cemetery
They recovered 500 bodies
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?" Friend: "Yeah, but you are too." Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me
A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let's fuck. She just answers "get the fuck away you ugly bastard". The guy just laughs and says "alright i wait down there".
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
