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US vs UK Chess Match

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

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    Explanation

    Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you're a simpleton. You see, the US and UK are countries, like the kind you can't even point out on a map. Chess is a game they play with pieces that have certain powers. The joke references the 9/11 attacks on the twin towers and the Queen of England being hard to get rid of. Get it? No? Well, just nod and pretend you do.

    Comments (8)

    SO FUNNY :)

    That didn’t play out very well

    Me in the end of 2022, after hearing the queen died.