US vs UK Chess Match

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you're a simpleton. You see, the US and UK are countries, like the kind you can't even point out on a map. Chess is a game they play with pieces that have certain powers. The joke references the 9/11 attacks on the twin towers and the Queen of England being hard to get rid of. Get it? No? Well, just nod and pretend you do.