ANS jokes
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I have cancer." The doctor checks it out. "It’s all in your head," the doctor says. "Phew," said the woman. "A bunch of tumors, all in your head."
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.