ANS jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.