ANS jokes
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.