ANS jokes
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.