ANS jokes
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
experiment
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.