ANS jokes
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.