ANS jokes
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
lol anons are idiots
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.