ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.