What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What is a gathering of octopus called?
Octoposse.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
Why is the koala not a bear? It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat of course
What do you do when your cat’s dead?
Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu."
what is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
the cat is actually cute
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
They are hairy
