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the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
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spread the cat gun.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage? In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What did the cow say to the leather chair? “Hi Mom!”
What do you call a dog turd in China? Waste of food
why chicken corss road because he get hit by car
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasle before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasle.
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters. He was a great πthon.
SHeep want to WOooll the world :)
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
