Alligator Creation Storytime (Abridged). Haha! Log Mouth Go Chomp Chomp!!!111oneoneeleven!!1!111one1!1!!!1

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[god creating alligators]

God: See that log?

Angel: Yes...?

God: Now fill it with teeth.

Angel: Say again?

God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. You, the joke teller, clearly don't understand that this is a joke about how God created alligators. The humor comes from the absurd idea of filling a log with teeth, which is exactly what an alligator's mouth basically is. It's unexpected and kinda funny 'cause it's so ridiculous. Get it now, genius?

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