What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
"How was your day?" "It was great" "what was so great about it?" "i saw a puppy" "awww" "and i ran over it :)"
[1]: Knock knock
[2]: Who's there?
[1]: Interrupting Cow
[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!
What did the kangaroo đŚ bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"
Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What do you call a bee that produces milk, booby.
RIP Harambe
Dad: Youâre looking pretty sheepish Son: Thatâs too baaaaaad
I hit something when i pulled into my driveway. and then i noticed that my cat was missing.
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
Q. What do they call an Isis terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? Itâs either one or the udder
The last thing I said to my dog was Play dead
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
