How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.