what has 2 legs and is red all over

Soy un chacho

What do you call a fish with no eye- a one-eyed fish you smart ass

What has to legs and is red all over

Half a cat

There were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? None cause they are all copycats.

what do you call a dog without legs? nothing it won’t come either way.


Q.what’s the best way to eat a squirrel A.open up its little legs


Him: I work with animals all day. Her: Awwww what do you do? Him: I’m a pornstar.

ok so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him. it was a seven course meal if i say so myself

What’s white and sticky? A white mans penis after taking care of his neighbours dog


Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the bitch’s house Knock Knock Who’ there? THE CHICKIEN

Your Na,e is soo dam retarted you got sent ot the animal farm