How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Animal Jokes
gay fish.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
