Animal jokes
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
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Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
gay fish.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"