Animal

Animal jokes

Cat

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.

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  • Cat

    Why did the cat cross the road?

    To make a catastrophy on the road.

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    Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

    Depression

    Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

    It's pretty much a downward spiral.

    Bird

    People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.

    Hamster

    My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.

    Sheep

    What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?

    A. A lamb slide.

    Child

    A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"

    Cat

    What do you do when your cat's not home?

    Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.

    Cheetah

    The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.

    The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"

    The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"