How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
gay fish.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
