Animal jokes
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
bombastic side eye
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
gay fish.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.