your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room So I said “I guess she wasn’t fealine it” My dad said “you’ve got to be kitten me that was purfect” I said “literally”
I once had an owl hoo-ed think it would fly away?
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
whats black white and read all over?
a zebra after a lion is full
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? "Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
I named my dog Chicken......
I love eating chicken
what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A BARBER 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the boy get a Koala? He had the Koalaficatians
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
