My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒
What're you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
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what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted🐄
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What does a cat say when it's angry? - Stop stressing meowt! 😂😂😂😂😂
what is cheetah favourite taste to run fast? cheetah outta here
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
Why doe my kids die
Stinky Oussy :D
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It Croaks every night
This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
