Animal jokes
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.