Animal jokes
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!