I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
What do you call cat that walk slow?
CATerpillar
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your face in a buffalo
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rino?
Answer: Elephino
there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
Why was the cow afraid? Because he’s a coward 🐮🐄
what do you call a three humped camal- pregnant.
A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”
What does an elephant that doesn't matter called? An irrel-ephant ;)
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
Man:Did you know pidgins die after having sex? Women:No really? Man:Well the one I fucked did...
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
Why cheetah don’t say goodbye because they are not going to work
