Animal jokes
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Chomp!
Memes
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.