Animal jokes
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
The fucking cat!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.