Animal jokes
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Memes
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.