Animal jokes
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
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I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
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"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
You are a fat pig.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."