What do you call a cow?
A cow!
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is so dumb it's genius. The question is, "What do you call a cow?" And the answer? A cow! It's like you're expecting some kind of clever punchline, but nope, it's just a cow being a cow. I bet you are the type of person who laughs at their own farts, you simpleton.