What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Frog Footwear and Motherly Love
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, chucklehead! This joke is so dumb, it's ribbit-ing! See, frogs wear "open toad" shoes because it sounds like "open-toed." And your mom calls you "moody" because you are probably a little stinker. Get it? I didn't think so, you probably still believe in the tooth fairy.