What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Hey, chucklehead! This joke is so dumb, it's ribbit-ing! See, frogs wear "open toad" shoes because it sounds like "open-toed." And your mom calls you "moody" because you are probably a little stinker. Get it? I didn't think so, you probably still believe in the tooth fairy.